Meet Your Replacement

Prepare to become obsolete.

Microsoft Granted Patent to Reanimate Dead People as 3D ‘Chatbots’

Literally straight out of a Black Mirror episode.

Reddit User Brags About Cremating His Father Against His Wishes, Trashing His Ashes Because He Supported Trump

Respondents express support because Dad may have been "racist."

Amazon Selling “Anatomically Correct” Childrens’ Dolls Under Search Term “Full Size Sex Doll”

Nonces rejoice.

EU Gives Go-ahead For Eating WORMS

"Allergic reactions are likely to occur".

Video: Pre Recorded London NYE Drones Celebrate Marxist BLM

Cringe display also celebrates Zoom calls and provides more tiresome NHS worship

“Don’t Leave Trash in the Desert”: Bizarre Utah Monolith Removed For Good

Identical monument discovered days later in Romania.

Strange Georgia Guidestones Receive Fresh Attention in the Age of the Pandemic

Controversial monument continues to stir intrigue.

Mysterious Metal Monolith Discovered in Remote Area of Utah Desert

"The strangest thing that I’ve come across."

New ‘Woke’ Wonder Woman Slammed As ‘Overweight, Badly-dressed Frump’

Why is she wearing the "kind of mom-jeans worn by middle-aged mid-western chicks at Shania Twain…

Video: DNC Uses Duplicate ‘Fans’ During Kamala Harris Livestream

“Apparently, the DNC couldn’t even find 30 people who were excited about Kamala Harris"

BIZARRE: “LILO AND STITCH” SCENE CHANGE SHOWS LILO JUMP INSIDE PIZZA BOX

Minor alteration to animated classic has Disney+ users baffled Disney+ users are alarmed by an update…

11-Year-Old Black Child Made $1K Selling ‘N-Word Passes’ to White Friends in School

White parents tried to make adopted kid woke, failed.

Video: Screeching Woman With Tape Measure Lectures Others For Not Social Distancing

"It's people like you that are ruining it for all of us!"

The Wayfair Conspiracy is a Hoax

It's a normie distraction from what's really happening.